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As the title suggests, I recently dated a guy (Abe**) who was skinny. Like skinny skinny. Skinny enough where all of my past body dysmorphia issues resurfaced; he could not have his arm around me on the couch without a sharp pang of bone bothering me. Me, a brat and a vocal girl, made itContinue reading ““I feel like I’m crushing you””

As the title suggests, I did something five weeks ago. And then again two weeks later. It should be mentioned that the first occurrence was at my mother’s wedding. I wish you read that wrong, but I am afraid you did not. I brought Dylan* as my plus one, knowing that I did not wantContinue reading “Sleeping with Friends”

Friends and dating  I spent this past week visiting one of my lifelong best friends in California. Let’s call her Annie. Before I continue with the rest of the story, we must be on the same page about Annie. In the 13 years we have been friends, she has had over 15 boyfriends. Not hookupsContinue reading “Friends and Unsolicited Opinions”

The day has come. We are vaccinated, bars are open, and everyone is #down to clown. It wasn’t until I dove deep back into the bar scene where I realized how much I missed striking up random convos with strangers and simply seeing what spontaneous situations would ensue (with boys and making girl friends too).Continue reading “#No #more #apps and my new strategy”

The other night I went on my third date with a guy. You know the saying: “first date, second date, third date – fuck.’ Well, I definitely followed that protocol, Actually, nvm. It was hardly a fuck. In fact, he lasted a solid ten seconds. Yes you heard that right. Ten. The best part is,Continue reading “How many sexual ‘passes’ can you give?”

In college, 90% of my hookups were when I was drunk. Not something I’m proud of, but hey it was the cliché college hookup culture and I was fully immersed. Most of the guys I went home with were after 5 too many vodka sodas out of a clear solo cup and rarely did IContinue reading “Looking out for your future self: Alc and sex!”

I’m sure you have been feeling neglecting from my content over the past 4 months or so. I know, I’ve been depriving you. My lack of blogging does not stem from taking myself out of the dating scene  – far from it actually. I was just lacking the inspiration to write. I was bored. Basically,Continue reading “Goodbye, 3-monther”

So last night I had my fourth date with someone. Yes, you read that right – fourth. Better yet-  I waited until the third date to sleep with him AND he texted me after and continued to try and make subsequent plans! Not ghosted after sex?? Refreshing! While you may be thinking, “Wow, isn’t thisContinue reading “4th date in…?!”