Curating That Perfect Profile

I have seen enough profiles, listened to enough relationship podcasts, and discussed with enough of my male friends to know what goes into curating the perfect profile. We don’t want one that looks like we spent hours designing it (even if we did, which is an issue we should discuss with a professional); we don’tContinue reading “Curating That Perfect Profile”

Sunday Night Swiping

You spent your Sunday hungover with no one to cuddle you, binge watch TV with you, or to enable your unhealthy day of feeling like a bottomless pit. You’re feeling lonely and sensing the impending cuffing season. Even though you warded off dating, since you’ve only had mediocre experiences, you hope that this time willContinue reading “Sunday Night Swiping”


Well, it’s happened again. “What’s happened again?” you may ignorantly ask. Well, I’ll tell you what. I slept with a Bumble boy after the second date, went on a long hike with him a few days later, got ghosted, got paranoid and went to Urgent Care to get tested, and then subsequently swore that IContinue reading “EMO @ URGENT CARE”